FUCK YEA

FUCK YEA

Can we go home yet?

Can we go home yet?

Baths are personally offensive to me.

MORE BELLY RUBS

MORE BELLY RUBS

Little known fact about me: my superpower is jumping!

Little known fact about me: my superpower is jumping!

I was born a travelin’ dog~

I was born a travelin’ dog~

Self-drying dog!

Self-drying dog!

Big stretches are my favorite!

Big stretches are my favorite!

I guide my mom around and alert her of medical crises, all while I am defending my big, wimpy pit bull friend from plastic bags that float down the street.

In reality, I am superdog, so running for mayor is shooting low. Vote for me and I’ll bark at every plastic bag that flies in front of your building.