I stole my buddy’s bed and now he is sleeping on the floor. Conquest accomplished.

I stole my buddy’s bed and now he is sleeping on the floor. Conquest accomplished.

FUCK YEA

FUCK YEA

Can we go home yet?

Can we go home yet?

Baths are personally offensive to me.

MORE BELLY RUBS

MORE BELLY RUBS

Little known fact about me: my superpower is jumping!

Little known fact about me: my superpower is jumping!

I was born a travelin’ dog~

I was born a travelin’ dog~

Self-drying dog!

Self-drying dog!

Big stretches are my favorite!

Big stretches are my favorite!