Baths are personally offensive to me.

MORE BELLY RUBS

MORE BELLY RUBS

Little known fact about me: my superpower is jumping!

Little known fact about me: my superpower is jumping!

I was born a travelin’ dog~

I was born a travelin’ dog~

Self-drying dog!

Self-drying dog!

Big stretches are my favorite!

Big stretches are my favorite!

I guide my mom around and alert her of medical crises, all while I am defending my big, wimpy pit bull friend from plastic bags that float down the street.

In reality, I am superdog, so running for mayor is shooting low. Vote for me and I’ll bark at every plastic bag that flies in front of your building.

mayorchimby:

really love fetch.

I still love fetch.

Sleepy in the sunlight.

Sleepy in the sunlight.